The Worst Essay

So, my composition class had a little contest to see who could write the worst essay (break the most rules.)  Here's me entry, lads.

“The day was made by external conditions to be of a very unpleasant nature, weather-wise, and the sky was as grey as a type of elephant.”  Inclement and unpleasant atmospheric conditions are generally linked to a type of malcontent or depression, attitude-wise, which is brought on by the grim nature of the outside world.  The most beneficial type of way to avoid possessing a depressed manner when conditions are highly unpleasant is to try and maintain some type of activity.  If a person does nothing activity-wise, neither their mind nor their body is distracted from the weather that otherwise could make them highly unhappy.  A problem with this prescription of action, theory-wise, is due to the fact that often people are disinterested in participating in anything action-wise when they are unhappy.  What needs to be done is that they are enthused by someone who wants to help their friend feel of a more joyous nature.  Everybody wants to help their friends: we can imply this from the everywhere-observable data we can see, relationship-wise.  What kind of a friend lets the other person feel badly?  Irregardless of whether or not we are effected by the atmosphere, as some people are, we should help those who are, and be nice to those who are different than we are, like friends should.  As far as helping people with this affliction, we should have an encouraging manner towards them, and assist them out of the frying pan of hebetude and into the fire of activity."

For my amazing friend's perfectly awful essay (never thought I could truthfully say that.. =D) visit http://thedancingladybug.blogspot.com/